School funnies

Mr. Matheson, my history teacher is The, Best. Ever. This is proof there is no better teacher. XD
*principal comes in on PA*
PA: Excuse me, Mr. Matheson.
M: No.
PA: Excuse me, Mr. Matheson.
Matheson: Who?
PA: Mr. Matheson…
M: Bonjour.
PA: Do you have Sara MacDonald with you?
M: She supposed to be, but she isn't.
PA: Well, where is she?
M: I don't know. I'll use my psychic connections to try to find her.
*class starts laughing, PA stopped, so they didn't hear it*
PA: Well, where is she?
M: I think she is smoking in the girl's bathroom.
*class laughing more*
PA: Which one?
M: The one around the corner. I think she is also selling drugs in there.
*class laughing even more*
PA: Well, shouldn't you try to stop her?
M: .....I bought some.
*class just bursts into tears from laughter*

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*industrial area*

Me: Cripes, my ulcer is hurting bad today.
Mike: *comes walking up with food in his hands* Hey, you ever read "Cupcakes"?
Me: Yeah. And I made Caden.
Caden: Oh god.
Me: Why do you need to know?
Mike: Cause I have something for you. *gives me a rainbow cupcake*
Me: OH GOD!!!!!!

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Ah, my school. XD I can't leave this place.