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School funnies

Journal Entry: Thu May 31, 2012, 8:21 AM




Mr. Matheson, my history teacher is The, Best. Ever. This is proof there is no better teacher. XD
*principal comes in on PA*
PA: Excuse me, Mr. Matheson.
M: No.
PA: Excuse me, Mr. Matheson.
Matheson: Who? :la:
PA: Mr. Matheson…
M: Bonjour. :B
PA: Do you have Sara MacDonald with you?
M: She supposed to be, but she isn't.
PA: Well, where is she?
M: I don't know. I'll use my psychic connections to try to find her. :B
*class starts laughing, PA stopped, so they didn't hear it*
PA: Well, where is she?
M: I think she is smoking in the girl's bathroom. :paranoid:
*class laughing more* :laughing:
PA: Which one?
M: The one around the corner. I think she is also selling drugs in there.
*class laughing even more*
PA: Well, shouldn't you try to stop her?
M: .....I bought some. :paranoid:
*class just bursts into tears from laughter* :rofl:

--

*industrial area*

Me: :dead: Cripes, my ulcer is hurting bad today.
Mike: *comes walking up with food in his hands* Hey, you ever read "Cupcakes"?
Me: Yeah. :lol: And I made Caden.
Caden: Oh god. :dead:
Me: Why do you need to know?
Mike: Cause I have something for you. *gives me a rainbow cupcake*
Me: OH GOD!!!!!!

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Ah, my school. XD I can't leave this place.




Code and Graphics by: Naezo
Pinkie Portal graphic created by BlackGryph0n
Code heavily Referenced from kuschelirmel-stock Journal CSS - Part 1 Tutorial
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Rainbow Dash
  • Drinking: Water
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pumpkin-tlof19 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
".....I bought some. :paranoid: " HAAa! Oh that was awesome. ...he was kidding right?
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Nakedmuffins Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Your school is amazing.

Also, "Eating: Rainbow Dash" iseewhatyoudidthere. eUe
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Sierra627 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
hahaha awesome xD
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Leilani-Lily Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG I WANT YOUR TEACHERRR!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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invaderzimfan234 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Give me your teacher....

our school needs someone like that....o3o

*sighes* I heard there was a hilarious teacher in 8th...but he got fired....oAo
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KillYourFamily Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
You get out tomorrow, don't you?

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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:iconcryssy-miu:
Cryssy-miu Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
No. XD Two weeks
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chaos-kitten8 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Rainbow cupcaaaaakes. I feel such sick joy when I see one. :XD:
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UPlover Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so hilarious! I have a few teachers like that in my high school.
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XRadioactive-FrizzX Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Eating: Rainbow Dash.....Just priceless........You have just one 600 free internet badges :|

:iconfreeinternetplz: X 600
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