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What's Happened To The Sanity Of Humanity?

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 8:28 PM
My God..........I just finished reading a link my friend sent me about some horrible and sickening things that are going on because of Twilight. I don't just mean violence..I mean violence, gore, graffiti, vandalism, sexual harassment, robbery, stalking, death threats, and even attempted murder. And for what? All over a stupid book series. I mean.....I don't hate the book series itself. And I don't hate Stephanie Meyer... Just because she's a rather crappy author, I - unlike most twilight haters - don't think, real quotes, "that bitch should die!" or "Stephanie Meyer should have never been born!" or "God should smite that Stephanie Meyer!" I mean....sure her books have unleashed...MADNESS among the world and..I have realized that "Twilight has destroyed the sanity of humanity!" [link]

Listen to some of these cases..

A twilight hater almost got her throat slit by some psychotic twitard! Not only that, but SHE was the one that got in trouble because she defended herself with the only thing she had: a pencil.
Someone simply said she didn't like the book and the crazed twitard beat her with a BAT of all things!!
Some girl's friend's seven year old sister threw a SHURIKEN that she had at her sister's friend's head all because she said "No" when asked if twilight was her favorite book! (Sorry if that was confusing..)
A GUY told a girl twilight hater that she was just jealous because Bella had bigger BOOBS than her! Then he frikkin' SEXUALLY assaulted her!!
Some random girls pushed a twilight hater down a stairway when they overheard him talking to his friend about how he hates twilight! The poor fella broke his arm...
Some girl's MOM was harassed by a GROWN woman when she said she didn't like twilight!
When a twitard overheard someone saying how much they hated twilight she forced her to say she loved and worshiped the book! She didn't..and then the frikkin' bi-atch and her friends when and pinned that girl arm and pulled her arm until it snapped and broke..IN THREE PLACES.
A girl had a party and half the party guests were her friend's friends that were visiting and THEY were MAJOR twitards! Well, when this girl said she didn't like the book series she later comes to her room to find the bunch of twitards PLAYING CATCH WITH THE GIRL'S MOUSE. Yes, they KILLED her mouse, Pudding.

But I think this is the worst one by far...

A young SEVEN year old girl made friend with this older girl who she called "Sis!" And she showed her friend her pride and joy: her goldfish Mopsy. One day the little girl was banging on her friend's door and sobbing that Mopsy was dead. When she dragged her friend back to her house the house was in SHAMBLES! Books were thrown and chairs overturn and broken glass everywhere. It turned out that the little girl's brother was babysitting and he brought his girlfriend who happened to be a MAJOR twitard! When the seven year old girl told the twitard she had read twilight and "thought it sucked monkey butt", the frikkin' - my as well say it - bitch threw her goldfish bowl across the room and STOMPED on the goldfish RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE LITTLE GIRL. This is a SEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL that just had her fish murdered all over a DAMN BOOK!! I mean, it's sick in EVERY way!!

And even I can say I've had experience with twitards! I went to see the advanced showing of "New Moon" with my boyfriend last night and we could barely hear the movie over the fangirl screams and chanting of "Edward! Edward! Edward!" or "Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!" and even "Don't say, Jacob, you bitch! Edward is going to win! You're just retarded!" And I was just, ":omg: :no:" Don't laugh......it's not funny...it's just............sad. :disbelief:

I for one used to LOVE twilight (but then I was under Meyer's spell), now the psychotic twitards have just ruined it ALL for me. And after reading those stories tonight I am NEVER going to view twilight as I once did... because as far as I'm concerned, Twilight really has destroyed the sanity of humanity.

And a word of advice: if encountered with a twitard (though they may seem sane at first), if they ask you if Twilight is your favorite book series say yes. WHATEVER THEY ASK YOU, SAY YES TO. PLEASE. I don't want to hear that you were beaten to a frikkin' pulp or your own pet suffered over this. Just agree with everything the psychos say! AGREE WITH EVERYTHING and perhaps you'll escape harm..

  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: The Spirit Of Adventure
  • Reading: These Twilight Cases
  • Watching: *looks at tv* I don't know..
  • Playing: Up
  • Eating: Clementine
  • Drinking: Sprite

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Me just fanning my new Chinese fan. :lol: Like I said, I don't like "advertising" my face, so I covered it. :XD:

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:iconwallevelove:
Thanks for the fav darlin. :)

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:icondolphinmoana:
:rofl:!! Panda cam!!!

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And there's ten million more who probably could
If we all just stopped and said a prayer for them..."

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:iconcryssy-miu:
:rofl:!!!

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:icondolphinmoana:
"I don' wanna go to beeeeedddd!"

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"The one poor child who saved this world
And there's ten million more who probably could
If we all just stopped and said a prayer for them..."

- Goo Goo Dolls' "Better Days"
:iconcryssy-miu:
Woke the mom up and now both are just sitting there and look klike they're talking. :lol:

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:icondolphinmoana:
:lol: I think Bai Yun noticed the camera.

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"The one poor child who saved this world
And there's ten million more who probably could
If we all just stopped and said a prayer for them..."

- Goo Goo Dolls' "Better Days"

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